The hell is wrong with me...

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
07/02/2016 at 12:05 • Filed to: Hilux

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I’m casually looking for a slightly newer pickup, but all I want is this:

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Ooooooooooooh.


DISCUSSION (26)


Kinja'd!!! Conan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2016 at 12:11

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I’d say... what’s completely right with you? Older Toyotas rock.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2016 at 12:12

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Don’t You already have a Hilux?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > S65
07/02/2016 at 12:13

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But two would be more than one

Not to mention QUAD ROUNDERS


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2016 at 12:14

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Ok you got me


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2016 at 12:19

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Just needs some kanji on the side.


Kinja'd!!! BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2016 at 12:26

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You could become Officer Zoidberg in that one, just need to add a few red lights on the top and front, and a crest and some japanese characters on the side!


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2016 at 12:28

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https://wenatchee.craigslist.org/cto/5647406799…


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2016 at 12:33

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Define newer pickup.

Are we taking like driver airbag newer, duel airbag newer, plastic bumper newer, or infotainment newer?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Slant6
07/02/2016 at 12:34

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... power steering newer


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Berang
07/02/2016 at 12:34

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I hate you


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2016 at 12:46

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Couldn’t you add that to your truck?

Personally my favorite kind of newer is driver airbag newer. Still has the older bodies but usually has the newer engines but without major computers.


Kinja'd!!! Flyboy is FAA certified insane > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2016 at 12:53

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So when you say newer... like T100/Tacoma newer or “driver amenities include power steering” newer?


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2016 at 12:54

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Did you self-harm as a child?


Kinja'd!!! Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2016 at 13:01

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You know what you like. Nothing wrong with that.

Just add to that the understanding that age does not improve mechanical components. :/


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Flyboy is FAA certified insane
07/02/2016 at 13:08

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The latter


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Slant6
07/02/2016 at 13:20

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So like say... a ‘95/96 Tacoma? I think I knew of a guy who had one...


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2016 at 13:24

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but look at that plate number


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2016 at 13:30

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:(

I miss it dearly. But honestly the Ranger does everything I need it to. I hardly ever need 4x4, and the Vulcan is arguably as reliable as the 3rz-fe and has cheaper and more accessible parts.

Yes I’d do unspeakable things to get it back, it was the worst decision of my life, but I’m at peace. I like the Ranger ok, and I can keep it until I can afford a new Taco.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Slant6
07/02/2016 at 13:32

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Just can’t believe they didn’t use the Duratec in the Ranger...


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2016 at 14:07

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Nothing. There is nothing wrong with you. That’s a heck of a truck. I once went to buy a new Ford Ranger back when you could and on the way I spotted a lovely yellow Chevy Luv Mikado with a For Sale sign on it and bought that instead. And it was one of the best decisions I ever made.

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Kinja'd!!! Dogapult > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2016 at 14:33

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it’s got a 20R. not only did 20R powered trucks sometimes come with PS. OR you could just do this. quick ebay controller and the PS setup from a Saturn Vue.


Kinja'd!!! Dogapult > Dogapult
07/02/2016 at 14:34

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Also, I like that ‘78, but I will admit my dream truck is a ‘72 with the turn signals on the fenders.


Kinja'd!!! Dru > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2016 at 15:07

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Holy hell. That seems like a deal

Gib nao.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jonee
07/02/2016 at 15:19

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LUVs are such unicorns now. I love them so.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dogapult
07/02/2016 at 16:37

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To be fair I’m looking for other amenities. I only mentioned power steering as joke referring to how I own old cars


Kinja'd!!! Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/02/2016 at 23:52

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Want something really wrong? I will sell this to you. Dream truck meet nightmare project.

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